Inconceivable!

Nuclear warfare is the most terrifiying thing on Earth. How can I stop this?

I find it hilarious that you feel like everyone is constantly imposing upon you. Are you fucking kidding me man? I’ve been friends with you for how long now? & you still think I’d use you for favors? If you really want to play that game I can count a million times that I’ve practically bent over backwards for you, not to mention the fact that I always go out of my way to get you Christmas/birthday gifts. Not that that honestly has ever mattered to me, because I have never ONCE felt as if you’ve owed me anything.. and I still don’t.  It just BLOWS MY MIND that you honestly still feel so put upon, constantly. If you still think we’re not good enough friends to help each other out then we obviously never will be. Grow the hell up you spoiled little brat.

OH, and BY THE WAY, this whole: “I’m so open-minded, I’m seeing HIS side of things” thing is really quite old. There are many times in your life that this perspective is great, but not in this situation. It kind of makes me sick that you would even say that. And if you EVER fucking say one word of that to my face, when I feel as if I’m the right of voicing my opinion about it, you’ll regret it.  

You’re such a brat sometimes I don’t even know why I put up with it anymore. This is why you are the way you are, because we’ve always let it happen.