This is basically how I live my life.
me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
My answer is all of the above (except the “wine” because eww, and ice cubes only belong in sufficiently potent sangria).
😂😂Merlot’s is killin’ me
Rust’s making cupcakes today. Yum.
telling your friend that his crush is also a bottom
Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.
Time is a flat circle. No guarantees about the DVDs inside this box, though.