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Inconceivable!
This is basically how I live my life.

This is basically how I live my life.

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

poorshadowspaintedqueens:

My answer is all of the above (except the “wine” because eww, and ice cubes only belong in sufficiently potent sangria).


😂😂Merlot’s is killin’ me

poorshadowspaintedqueens:

My answer is all of the above (except the “wine” because eww, and ice cubes only belong in sufficiently potent sangria).

😂😂Merlot’s is killin’ me

shaolinqueen:

Rust’s making cupcakes today. Yum. 

shaolinqueen:

Rust’s making cupcakes today. Yum

professionalnodel:

telling your friend that his crush is also a bottom

professionalnodel:

telling your friend that his crush is also a bottom

thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.

Life. I b sleep

Life. I b sleep

funnyordie:

Insane ‘True Detective’ Bootleg DVD Cover Adds More Clues into the Show’s Mystery
Time is a flat circle. No guarantees about the DVDs inside this box, though.

😂
I’m crying

I’m crying